Still working on it. I don't do well dealing with uncertainty... :lol:

Still working on it. I don't do well dealing with uncertainty... :lol:

 

:lol:...it doesn't bother me too much, I'm a pretty sporadic person but this I'm not coping too well with...

man that sucks BBF, makes me not feel as miserable having to sit here and watch some Lifetime movie with this girl...

man that sucks BBF, makes me not feel as miserable having to sit here and watch some Lifetime movie with this girl...

 

You know you like it!

I can't wait to get Christmas over with.

I can't wait to get Christmas over with.

 

Why is this grinch?

I hate spending money.

I hate spending money.

 

:laugh: I hear ya on that one.

 

Pretzel flavored Goldfish are off the chain..

Goldfish period are great. I have learned that from living with 2 little rug rats.

Man Im bored.

So the weekend ahead:

 

Work tomorrow 3-9

after work a Christmas/Birthday party for one of my friends

later on that night 6am work again until 4.

 

I'm really hoping I make it to work Saturday..

^ Where do you work?

A man in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.

 

After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says, “I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”

 

“Sorry. I didn’t realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much,” the passenger says.

 

“It’s not your fault,” replies the cabbie. “Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse.”

At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asks the young engineer fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you looking for?"

 

The engineer decides to shoot for the moon. "I’m thinking in the range of $125,000 a year or so, depending on the benefits package."

 

"Hmm," says the interviewer. "Well, what would you say to five weeks’ vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a retirement fund with company matching to 50 percent of salary, and a company car leased every two years–say, a Porsche?"

 

The engineer gapes and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

 

"Yeah," replies the interviewer, "but you started it."

Change of Command Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

 

Soldier: "Sure, buddy."

 

Officer: "That’s no way to address an officer! Let’s try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

 

Soldier: "No, sir!"