December 3, 200718 yr The Grinch: Any calls? Grinch's Answering Machine: You have no messages. The Grinch: Odd. Better check the outgoing. Grinch's outgoing message: IF YOU UTTER SO MUCH AS ONE SYLLABLE, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key. The Grinch: Hmm. Hmm. Oh well. :lol::lol:
December 3, 200718 yr "Deck the harrs with bowrs of harry, ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra" Ree Rish you a merry Creesmas. I love when they lop the head off of the duck:lol:
December 3, 200718 yr It's A Wonderful Life George, holding Zuzu in his arms, glances down at the pile of money on the table. His eye catches something on top of the pile, and he reaches down for it. It is Clarence's copy of "Tom Sawyer." George opens it and finds an inscription written in it: "Dear George, remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings, Love Clarence." MARY (looking at book): What's that? GEORGE: That's a Christmas present from a very dear friend of mine. At this moment, perhaps because of the jostling of some of the people on the other side of the tree, a little silver bell on the Christmas tree swings to and fro with a silvery tinkle. Zuzu closes the cover of the book, and points to the bell. ZUZU: Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings. GEORGE (smiling): That's right, that's right. He looks up toward the ceiling and winks. GEORGE (cont'd): Attaboy, Clarence.
December 3, 200718 yr Uncle Eddie and Clark out in the front yard. Clark ask Eddie what he was doing? Uncle Eddie's response was... "Clark the crapper is Full"
December 3, 200718 yr Ree Rish you a merry Creesmas. I love when they lop the head off of the duck:lol: :thumb::thumb:
December 3, 200718 yr Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
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