kentuckyblue Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 Thought this would be fun since there are so many Christmas movies that have been aired already this year. Aunt Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark Griswold: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights. Aunt Bethany: Don't throw me down, Clark. Clark Griswold: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
nees1212 Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 "Grace, she passed away 30 years ago." "They want you to say grace.....................the BLEEESSSING!!!" . . . "I pledge allegiance, to the flag......."
Run To State Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 "OH Fuuudgeeeeeeeeeeeeee" "Meanwhile acrcoss town Schwartz was getting his." There's a ton from A Christmas Story that I love.
Run To State Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. :lol:
Run To State Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
kentuckyblue Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that. Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind? Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.
HOMELESS CAMEL Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 I would quote something from Bad Santa, but I think every 3rd word in that movie isn't allowed on this site. :lol:
Run To State Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind. Schwartz!
kentuckyblue Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 You used up all the glue on purpose!
Run To State Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 Scut Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!
Run To State Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 You used up all the glue on purpose!:lol: Love that one too! :thumb:
kentuckyblue Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store!
Run To State Posted December 1, 2007 Posted December 1, 2007 Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick! Flick: You're full of it! Schwartz: Oh yeah? Flick: Yeah! Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya! Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare ya"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya! Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
kentuckyblue Posted December 1, 2007 Author Posted December 1, 2007 The Grinch: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there — and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, Jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing — I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to nine, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness........... But what would I wear?
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