December 1, 200718 yr Thought this would be fun since there are so many Christmas movies that have been aired already this year. Aunt Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark Griswold: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights. Aunt Bethany: Don't throw me down, Clark. Clark Griswold: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
December 1, 200718 yr "Grace, she passed away 30 years ago." "They want you to say grace.....................the BLEEESSSING!!!" . . . "I pledge allegiance, to the flag......."
December 1, 200718 yr "OH Fuuudgeeeeeeeeeeeeee" "Meanwhile acrcoss town Schwartz was getting his." There's a ton from A Christmas Story that I love.
December 1, 200718 yr Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. :lol:
December 1, 200718 yr In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
December 1, 200718 yr Author Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that. Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind? Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.
December 1, 200718 yr I would quote something from Bad Santa, but I think every 3rd word in that movie isn't allowed on this site. :lol:
December 1, 200718 yr Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind. Schwartz!
December 1, 200718 yr Scut Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!
December 1, 200718 yr Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick! Flick: You're full of it! Schwartz: Oh yeah? Flick: Yeah! Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya! Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare ya"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya! Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
December 1, 200718 yr Author The Grinch: The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there — and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, Jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing — I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to nine, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness........... But what would I wear?
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