For a Three Word Story! For the uninitiated, you get three words to continue the story. For starters:

 

Deck the halls

with loads of

Bob Ross landscapes

with happy little

trees and clouds

covered with candy

and those little

tiny santa dolls

like you see

in Lawnboy's truck

and Papa's chariot.

I'm asking Santa

for guru to

allow political discussion

allow political discussion

 

pertaining to Kentucky