This came up at a poker game the other night. HOW it came up I don't know/remember, but here it is:

 

You are assigned a job by "Big Brother" government and are given a choice between two; you can be trained as either either a podiatrists or a proctologist. Which one will it be?

 

Me? I'm cutting on hemorrhoids...I don't want to be messing with peoples feet.

I'll take whomever makes the most $ Alex.

I'll take whomever makes the most $ Alex.

 

Under "Big Brother" government, you both make the same...very little. All is done for the benefit of the collective and the proletariat.

Podiatrist by a zillion miles.

Podiatrist by a zillion miles.

 

:lol2: So I guess I won't be scheduling a colonoscopy with your office any time soon?:idunno:

Under "Big Brother" government, you both make the same...very little. All is done for the benefit of the collective and the proletariat.

Neither then, I'd move to New Zealand

What kind of Poker games you having where "This" was the discussion?

 

What's next weeks discussion, "Put your "Boys" in a vice or hit them with a hammer?"

What kind of Poker games you having where "This" was the discussion?

 

What's next weeks discussion, "Put your "Boys" in a vice or hit them with a hammer?"

That would be the Royal Flush

Podiatrist by a zillion miles.

 

Yeah, not even close.

What kind of Poker games you having where "This" was the discussion?

 

What's next weeks discussion, "Put your "Boys" in a vice or hit them with a hammer?"

"Now that's what I call a bad beat"

Under "Big Brother" government, you both make the same...very little. All is done for the benefit of the collective and the proletariat.

 

My answer would have been the same spindoc, but given this response...100% podiatrist.

Seriously though, how is this even a question? It's Podiatrist no doubt. Ain't nobody wanting to star at old people's butt's all day long.

That would be the Royal Flush

 

Almost had a royal strait flush that game (wasn't me, unfortunately)...diamond, King thru 9. First time I have seen that. Heck of a hand.

Seriously though, how is this even a question? It's Podiatrist no doubt. Ain't nobody wanting to star at old people's butt's all day long.

 

Maybe my time of working at a sewer plant "toughened me up" to that concept...but man have you seen some of the feet walking around this country? Don't think I could do it.

What kind of Poker games you having where "This" was the discussion?

 

What's next weeks discussion, "Put your "Boys" in a vice or hit them with a hammer?"

 

The kinds of hands I was getting that night, might have well just done this...probably would have had a better time.