The "hipster doofus" quote from Seinfeld.

Clyde

Anyone feeling their Vibe.

"I liked their first album better."

 

Their first album was inevitably released on a local indie label and no one's ever heard it.

 

My favorite band? Well you've probably never heard of them.

Hard-to-find craft beers.

Hard-to-find craft beers.

 

"You don't have that one? I get it all the time at my local place in Brooklyn."

 

"Huh. Can you get it anywhere else there?"

 

"Nope."

 

"Then why would you expect me to have it at a bourbon bar in Ky? Doubt seriously they distribute it here."

 

Then they order a Manhattan, an Old Fashioned or a Bluegrass Mule.

Oh, and Civil War-style facial hair on the guys — neatly trimmed pointy beards and moustaches. Sometimes a Rollie Fingers handlebar if they're really taking themselves seriously.

- Seattle

 

- Travels the region to watch a local band that has no shot at making it big. Not because the band isn't good enough, but because "nobody else gets it."

 

- Refuses to watch television.

 

- Non-smart phone user.

"Would prefer to be barefoot at all times."