March 12, 201610 yr I had surgery back in 2011 for an inguinal hernia. Before I could be discharged to go home, they told me I had to go to the bathroom and go #1 first to ensure that everything was in order down there. After I made it the 25 steps to the bathroom in a blazing 10 minutes I tried to go but the pain was unbearable. I looked at the nurse and asked "do you guys have a long term stay discount?" Without missing a beat the nurse replied "no sir, we aren't the type who like to make you breakfast when you wake up. We prefer you to get your stuff and get out while making as little commotion as possible." I started to laugh, which was another painful experience. The nurse apologized for causing me to laugh (and therefore causing pain) but I told her I couldn't be mad at her for that. Not laughing at the surgery you had, but the response from the nurse was hilarious!!
March 14, 201610 yr Oh YES!! I remember my hernia surgery as well! When I woke up I was told I could go home as soon as I could "void". Even groggy I thought "no problem". Boy was I wrong!! I thought the same. I as well was very wrong. The next few days were atrocious. Not laughing at the surgery you had, but the response from the nurse was hilarious!! Nurse definitely had a great response.
May 5, 201610 yr Author Any new quotes @LRCW? None that stand out, but how or why does a 16 year old female get an exacto knife up her pooper?
May 5, 201610 yr None that stand out, but how or why does a 16 year old female get an exacto knife up her pooper? Which way was the knife pointed?! She's either trying to cut something out or keep something from coming in.
May 5, 201610 yr Which way was the knife pointed?! She's either trying to cut something out or keep something from coming in. I'll admit it, that made me wince...
May 5, 201610 yr Which way was the knife pointed?! She's either trying to cut something out or keep something from coming in. This is a great question...
May 6, 201610 yr Author Patient quote of the day " Can you please check and see if my son is in the lobby? He's supposed to meet me here. He's a HEFTY fellow just like you.
May 6, 201610 yr Patient quote of the day " Can you please check and see if my son is in the lobby? He's supposed to meet me here. He's a HEFTY fellow just like you. Hey take what you can get, lol.
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