article Mayfield 2049

[theguru]

Please tell me they're all legit names in the Mayfield area. Because that kind of research would make Guru's foray into Onion-style writing so, so perfect.

 

As many of you know I am a poor speller but the research department worked about 30 seconds with google to impress Mr. Shoe.

[Jim Schue]

As many of you know I am a poor speller but the research department worked about 30 seconds with google to impress Mr. Shoe.

 

It's all about making the effort.

[theguru]

It's all about making the effort.

 

I love me some Mayfield Football so effort was important.

[rookie57]

I love me some Mayfield Football so effort was important.

 

If you had the chance to REALLY experience mayfield football, I mean like live here and follow it, you would know why we're all nuts!

[WHO'S NEXT?]

It appears that by 2049 the Cardinal will have mutated into a bird that more resembles a Falcon, if the uniforms are any indication, but this can easily be explained by global warming.

[bjaynes]

A true BGP literary masterpiece worthy of mention in the NY Times or at least the Community Recorder.

[Toothpick]

Next MF thread shall be who will have the most titles in 2050 :jump:

[jessepinkman]

Pretty funny I must admit!

[Racer89]

Would this mean that a certain team in blue to the north of Mayfield would no longer be in existence by 2049?

[LCDAWGS19]

those gray unis are SWEET!!!

[rookie57]

Great read, but can we do something with those helmets?... solid red perhaps?[/Q

 

Personally, I love the black helment, i wish the cardinals had a flat black helment to go with the black uniforms.

[Toothpick]

ESPN and local media is reporting that the BrightJack Initiative exit polls are indicating that the initative will overwhelmingly pass. A senior official promoting the initative, speaking on condition of anonymity, cited the Pew Research Center, a nonpartisan American think tank based in Washington, D.C. that conducts public opinion polling, demographic research, and media content analysis, as saying "it's a landslide win for the Cardinals and Joe Morris". Officials from the 3 Seas of Evil, staunch critcis of the initiative, could not be reached for comment at this time but the 3 Seas of Evil has called for a emergency meeting with the Pope to discuss options.

[the game guy]

Who is coaching joe morris the 8th?

[Toothpick]

Who is coaching joe morris the 8th?

 

Same Morris is the coach, he was cloned

[Slammer]

How many backs in the backfield in 2049? And, who gets the most carries Moss III, Jackson IV, Parrott, III, Sherrill V or Murrell VI?