Last month, another bride in Uttar Pradesh married a wedding guest after her groom-to-be had a seizure and collapsed at the wedding venue.

 

Um, I was just here for the open bar...

Mr. Wildcat: "So, what's 8 + 15"?

 

lawildcat: "69"

 

Mr. Wildcat: "And 17-7"?

 

lawildcat: "69"

 

Preacher: "Do you sir take this woman to be your bride"?

 

Mr. Wildcat: "I do, I do, oh yes I do"!!!

 

See, sometimes it works just the opposite.

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*sighs*

 

"It's always one of them..."

 

*walks over to kitchen and starts filling bucket of ice water*

Mr. Wildcat: "So, what's 8 + 15"?

 

lawildcat: "69"

 

Mr. Wildcat: "And 17-7"?

 

lawildcat: "69"

 

Preacher: "Do you sir take this woman to be your bride"?

 

Mr. Wildcat: "I do, I do, oh yes I do"!!!

 

See, sometimes it works just the opposite.

 

We are all good sprinters. How is the mile and a 1/16th going?

In eastern Kentucky, long ago, a female would test her future hubby by asking him, "What's the meaning of the words Gee and Haw?"

If a man couldn't answer that question he was hurtin' fer certin'. Doomed to be single his entire life.