Annoying Commercials

[Sandman]

Flo has to be Lorelai Gilmore's other daughter.

 

Too annoying to be sexy.

[B-Ball-fan]

Can't find the commercial to post it, but I imagine that everyone's seen the "Not Steak" McDonald's commercial where the male office co-worker only hears his female co-worker say "Not Steak" when telling him what she had for breakfast while she's rambling off various food items that are of no interest to him.

 

If the woman sounded like she was repetitively really saying "Not Steak" instead of it sounding like "Not Stick" "Not Stick" "Not Stick", I might be able to deal with it better.

 

If they were trying to get me to pay closer attention by the blatant mispronunciation, they've briefly succeeded, but now I just hit the mute button at the first inkling of it 'cause I'm over it, and won't be trying the sandwich basing that decision merely on my distaste of the commercial, not to mention not wanting to start my day with a vein clogger.

[B-Ball-fan]

Forgive me considering that this is the "Annoying Commercials" thread. I can kinda imagine some being annoyed by it. Be prepared for this K-Mart spot to be a popular Thanksgiving topic this year.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PVhIMr4ScI

[B-Ball-fan]

So one afternoon a few years ago I was noodlin' with me guitar with a soap opera on the TV in the background. While calling on my muse for a song idea this commercial came on doing its best to drag me under.

 

 

 

I thought "Geez... Oh no you don't... you've got to be kidding me"

 

Then this is what came out of me to combat the mood that it did it's best to put me in.

 

I've changed a few select words here to give it more of a "G" rating.

 

Butt - Peeing- Pooping (use your imagination)

 

It's done in a pretty simple folk style with a repetitive two chord progression 'til it changes to another repetitive two chord progression, then resorting back to the original two chord progression.

 

I've had the pleasure of springing it a number of times on unsuspecting beer guzzlers out in the pubs. Normally I'm riddled by finger disabling stage fright, but the giggles that I get from the crowd eases me up getting me through, and there's nothing like humor to get rid of the jitters. Serious songs are harder to spring on people as there's a worried feeling inside that some might be yawning over your treasured heartbreaking original.

 

Forgive me if this post is overkill, but I'm guessing that by now most of you are aware that "overkill" is my middle name.

 

Cymbalta - Copyright - Me - a.k.a - B-Ball-fan - 2009

Intended as a parody and not an infringement of the company's product.

 

Cymbalta you amuse me

Cymbalta you confuse me

Cymbalta you're depressing me

Your commercials 'bout depression

Wasn't depressed before but I am now

Wasn't depressed before but I am now

 

Cymbalta so what you're sayin'

Got a choice here

What you're sayin'

I can be happy while your side effects kick my butt

Yeah, I'll be happy while your side effect kick my butt

 

I'll be happy being in a trance

I'll be happy while I'm peeing my pants

I'll be happy being dizzy and drowsy

Feelin' nauseous and pretty lousy

Headache fatigue weakness and sweating

Constipation sore throat bed wetting

High blood pressure lack of erection

Low blood sugar chance of depression

 

But I'll be happy

Yeah, I'll be happy

Happy

Yeah I'll be happy

 

Cymbalta think you're losing me

Cymbalta you're freakin' kidding me

Cymbalta you're depressing me

Your commercials 'bout depression

Wasn't depressed before but I am now

Wasn't depreesed before but I am now

 

But I'll be happy being in a trance

I'll be happy while I'm pooping my pants

I'll be happy being dizzy and drowsy

Feelin' nauseous and pretty lousy

Headache fatigue weakness and sweating

Constipation sore throat bed wetting

Blurred vision muscle pain allergies anxiety

Rapid heart vertigo indigestion yawning

Stomach pain weight loss vomiting and coughing

Chills and shakes and excessive farting

High blood pressure lack of erection

Low blood sugar chance of depression

 

But I'll be happy

Yeah, I'll be happy

Happy

Yeah I'll be happy

 

Cymbalta you confuse me

Cymbalta you abuse me

Cymbalta you're depressing me

Your commercials 'bout depression

Wasn't depressed before but I am now

Wasn't depressed before but I am now

Wasn't depressed before but I am now

Wasn't depressed before but I am now

Wasn't depressed before but I am now

[Randy Parker]

The red-haired Wendy's lady singing "All By Myself." :no:

[frankdracman23]

The red-haired Wendy's lady singing "All By Myself." :no:

 

So if you had to be stranded on a desert island with one of the following who would it be:

 

Wendy's red-head

Flo

Lilly from AT&T (at least she was a JV point guard in high school)

Lady that grabs the phone from the guy who is talking to Jake from State Farm

[mcpapa]

So if you had to be stranded on a desert island with one of the following who would it be:

 

Wendy's red-head

Flo

Lilly from AT&T (at least she was a JV point guard in high school)

Lady that grabs the phone from the guy who is talking to Jake from State Farm

 

I like the redhead.

[nkypete]

So if you had to be stranded on a desert island with one of the following who would it be:

 

Wendy's red-head

Flo

Lilly from AT&T (at least she was a JV point guard in high school)

Lady that grabs the phone from the guy who is talking to Jake from State Farm

 

Flo - played by actress Stephanie Courtney. Get rid of the character and she is cute.