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Black Church vs. White Church

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"I miss going to white church. I had my whole day free back then."

 

"Two more songs and we're out of here."

 

"What? You're allowed to talk? Are you serious?"

 

"Why's she singing Alicia Keys? That has nothing to do with Jesus!"

 

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

Outside the Lutheran church I've been to with my grandparents on my dad's side many times, I've only been inside non-Catholic churches on a handful of occasions (weddings or funerals). I can't even imagine how I'd respond...

 

I've had the opposite reaction going to Protestant services; at both the Lutheran church and few Methodist services, his comment seems to ring true.

 

30 minutes in... wait, what? It's over? They're already married? Isn't this supposed to take at least 90 minutes?

"I miss going to white church. I had my whole day free back then."

 

Very funny!!

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Gary Owen is one of the funniest people on Earth. His stand-up routine about why a Black guy should be the football coach and the captain is hysterical.

He is recording a new special soon.

Outside the Lutheran church I've been to with my grandparents on my dad's side many times, I've only been inside non-Catholic churches on a handful of occasions (weddings or funerals). I can't even imagine how I'd respond...

 

I've had the opposite reaction going to Protestant services; at both the Lutheran church and few Methodist services, his comment seems to ring true.

 

30 minutes in... wait, what? It's over? They're already married? Isn't this supposed to take at least 90 minutes?

 

 

I'll never forget the first Baptist wedding I ever went to, about 15 minutes after the bride walked down the aisle it was over. I was looking around like "Huh? Seriously, that's it?"

 

I guess it balances out though; Catholics tend to have shorter services and longer weddings, while for a bunch of Protestant denominations it is basically the opposite.

Gary's new stand up special is on Showtime starting tonight.

 

WARNING: All of his material is not clean like this routine. Funny. Just inappropriate and potentially offensive.

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