No one makes me bleed my own blood.

"I know what you're thinking. $10,000 looks a lot bigger in the movies."

The 5 D's of Dodgeball....

 

Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, & Dodge

"One time, when I was diagnosed with brain, lung, and testicular cancer, all at the same time, I thought about quitting. But, with the love and support of my friends and family, I made it through. So what are you dying from that's making you quit."

 

Ah, when Lance was innocent still. Greatly understated cameo.

 

And of course, "You know in some cultures they eat their own vomit. I read about it....in a book."

"You usually have to pay double for that kind of action Cotton."

 

:lol2:

Hopefully Patches Ohoulihan returns.

First of all, he is way more of a pirate than you'll ever be.