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So, I get Home from the Restaurant Tonight, and...

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Just got home from an Applebee's here in Panama City Beach. Out of the blue, my nine-yr-old neice totally freaks out and says, "Eww! What's that!!" :eek:

 

She points at my left foot.

 

 

(Can ya' see this coming yet?)

 

 

Cautiously, I look down at my feet. There -- a good hour after dinner -- a smallish, ice-cube-sized chunk of chopped steak (with just a hint of mushroom sauce) sat proudly atop my best dress shoe.

 

 

What is wrong with me!! :ohbrother:

Birdsfan

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Maybe we could whip you up some squirrel gravy to go with it?
I know nobody will believe me, but a squirrel ran out in front of our van on the way to Applebee's. It was playing chicken with us, and kept threatening to cut across. Our left wheels just barely missed the little terrorist. He was obviously sent on a suicide mission to take us out. I should have realized it was an omen. :irked:
Birdsfan

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Cell phone camera? Hello? :idunno:
You asked for it.

 

But first, you have to know one thing:

 

If anyone ever asks me if I actually fished that thing out of the kitchen garbage can, just to take this picture, I will deny it to my very last day! :sssh:

 

 

 

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