July 9, 200917 yr Author :lol: I've heard people that visit your house comment on the apparent lack of squirrel sightings. Oh, they wanted you to think that! It was all part of their plan to make me look bad. They were also hiding the WND's -- Weapons of Nut Destruction.
July 9, 200917 yr Oh, they wanted you to think that! It was all part of their plan to make me look bad. They were also hiding the WND's -- Weapons of Nut Destruction. I've heard that the intelligence on that is bad. It's all really designed to convince us that a violent overthrowing of the squirrel dictator is necessary.
July 9, 200917 yr Author I've heard that the intelligence on that is bad. It's all really designed to convince us that a violent overthrowing of the squirrel dictator is necessary.I sure ain't a squirrel dictator. Besides, I think their little paws are too small to write in legible shorthand.
July 9, 200917 yr Author Why do my squirrel tales always turn into a pictorial nightmare of fuzzy rodents? :ohbrother:
July 9, 200917 yr Author ScarHeel - That picture actually does give me the willys. That's about how close I was the day one tried to jump on my face. And he had that same look in his cold, dead eyes. :eek:
July 9, 200917 yr I'm sorry BF, but squirrels are really loving creatures. I'm sure that you misinterpreted your little furry friend for attacking you when all he wanted to do was get a better look at you. Lets face it, squirrels plant more trees than any of us. Very environmental savy. I use to have a pet squirrel. Best pet ever.
July 9, 200917 yr I'm sorry BF, but squirrels are really loving creatures. I'm sure that you misinterpreted your little furry friend for attacking you when all he wanted to do was get a better look at you. Lets face it, squirrels plant more trees than any of us. Very environmental savy. I use to have a pet squirrel. Best pet ever. I agree. BF is mistaking "let us give you kisses!" for "savage flying attack." :sssh: BTW...shouldn't there me a squirrel smilie? I mean, we DO have Taz, a horse and a rabbit!
July 9, 200917 yr Author I'm sorry BF, but squirrels are really loving creatures. I'm sure that you misinterpreted your little furry friend for attacking you when all he wanted to do was get a better look at you. Lets face it, squirrels plant more trees than any of us. Very environmental savy. I use to have a pet squirrel. Best pet ever. A better look at me...at terminal velocity, from a height of thirty feet? I think not!
July 9, 200917 yr They were also hiding the WND's -- Weapons of Nut Destruction. Classic!!!! :dancingpa:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Now that's funny right there.....I don't care who you are that;s funny. :notworthy::notworthy:
July 9, 200917 yr BF.....we will be looking foward to tue next edition of this on going series, and just think, people thought that the Harry Potter series caught hold!!!!:scared::popcorn: BF....Squirrels....and the Evil Empire..........:popcorn:
July 10, 200917 yr ......As the full moon rose over the garden, something awakened BF. Still half-asleep, BF thought he had heard a gunshot, or, maybe an explosion. He got up to glance out the window and nothing could be seen. As he crawled back into bed, he heard the sound again, a loud, steady clank, like something being dropped against the roof of his house.....or like heavy footsteps! The hair on the back of Birdsfan's neck lifted as a terrible dread gripped him. He got out of bed, put on some clothes, grabbed a shotgun on his way outside. He went around the side of his house where he had a better view of his roof. The moon was bright and the air pure. He turned, looked up and what he saw chilled him to the bone. OK peeps....lets get this story going. Someone can take over from here! LOL.
July 10, 200917 yr This story makes me wonder what RTS would say? How's are buddy RTS doing these days, BF?
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