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Twas the night before election.....

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This imo pretty much sums it all up.........:thumb:

 

 

Twas The Night Before The Elections

 

'Twas the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down!

 

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

Tired of political crap.

 

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys

 

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

 

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

 

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

 

' On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!

 

They took off for his cause

And as he flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

 

So I leave you to think

On this one final note-

 

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Who can take credit for this one? If it's you or, I stand and applaud!

Edited by ScarHeel

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Who can take credit for this one. If it's you or, I stand and applaud!

 

I wish that I could say it was mine but it was sent to me in an e-mail. I wish that I knew who came up with it myself.

That was good, even cleverly wrote

to tell all the people to get out and vote.

On Tuesday they will, all side by side and

by the end of the night it's Obama in a

landslide. I'm no poet, and yes I know it

a little off key and not much range, but after

the election the parties will change.

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That was good, even cleverly wrote

to tell all the people to get out and vote.

On Tuesday they will, all side by side and

by the end of the night it's Obama in a

landslide. I'm no poet, and yes I know it

a little off key and not much range, but after

the election the parties will change.

 

Nice try I agree you are no poet, you are just one of the many of the decieved and don't even know it...............:D(Yet, and I am afraid it will be too late for this country when you do)

 

I am no poet either but this one was just too easy.:p

Nice try I agree you are no poet, you are just one of the many of the decieved and don't even know it...............:D(Yet, and I am afraid it will be too late for this country when you do)

 

I am no poet either but this one was just too easy.:p

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

This thread could get very entertaining.:lol:

oldrambler, that was too funny and yet..........too true. :scared:

 

No rhyme, just fact. :thumb:

That was good, even cleverly wrote

to tell all the people to get out and vote.

On Tuesday they will, all side by side and

by the end of the night it's Obama in a

landslide. I'm no poet, and yes I know it

a little off key and not much range, but after

the election the parties will change.

 

If the parties do change

and Obamas the man

your money will soar

right out of your hand

 

Your taxes he'll raise

with a wink in his eye

the 2nd amendment

will roll up and die

 

If the parties do change

and Obamas the man

He'll soon have you eating

right out of his hand

 

If the parties do change

and Obamas the man

Pelosi and crew

will strike up the band

 

They will assure you that all will be well

as you pack your bags for a vacation to hell

If the parties do change

and Obamas the man

your money will soar

right out of your hand

 

Your taxes he'll raise

with a wink in his eye

the 2nd amendment

will roll up and die

 

If the parties do change

and Obamas the man

He'll soon have you eating

right out of his hand

 

If the parties do change

and Obamas the man

Pelosi and crew

will strike up the band

 

They will assure you that all will be well

as you pack your bags for a vacation to hell

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Nicely done, cvillecat!

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If the parties do change

and Obamas the man

your money will soar

right out of your hand

 

Your taxes he'll raise

with a wink in his eye

the 2nd amendment

will roll up and die

 

If the parties do change

and Obamas the man

He'll soon have you eating

right out of his hand

 

If the parties do change

and Obamas the man

Pelosi and crew

will strike up the band

 

They will assure you that all will be well

as you pack your bags for a vacation to hell

:thumb::thumb::lol::lol:

 

Atta boy cvlle!

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys

 

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

 

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

 

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This part is tasteless and certainly not funny.

This part is tasteless and certainly not funny.

Barack stated as he taxed all your money:lol:

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