That traffic cop is really cutting into today's profits. I hope Royal Uncle doesn't smack me around again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am not endorsing prostitution or abuse, just making a bad joke.

:banana:

Not impressed. I hope there are better pictures of her than this.

 

The bird legs don't do it for me. Maybe I'm just getting old...

I really didn't expect anyone to notice that I had six toes on my left foot!

Dude... Where's my car ?

If Macaulay asks me to play Home Alone one more time, so help me I'm going to slap the snot out of him.

 

Excellent. I'm not sure how many people will really get this, but excellent nonetheless.

Did I park in section D or Section DD?

"Boy, That 70's Show should have never made us sit around the table that many times."

 

 

"Where is that basement at anyway?"

Now...what did I come here for?? Was it squirrel....no,no not a squirrel...was it a rabbit...no..that's not it...was it a hippopotamus?....nooooooooooooooo...no no no..not a hippopotamus......