February 1, 200818 yr NEVER EVER date or be involved with Charles Bronson in a Death Wish Movie. If you banish Charlton Heston from your sight,he will return....
February 1, 200818 yr Police officers can shoot several bad guys in one day and return to duty the next day without as much as a suspension or press conference.
February 1, 200818 yr Horses never run away even when cowboys do a sloppy job of tying them to a tree. Horses never stop to take a pottie break. You can never find the droids you are looking for. Clothes on people stranded on islands stay pretty fresh looking. Superman will let bullets bounce off but will duck when the gun is thrown at him. Skulls in tombs are always at eye level of the person entering the tomb.
February 1, 200818 yr Any private detective is unable to find anything in his own office, but knows exactly which drawer to go to for incriminating evidence once he breaks into a suspects office.
February 1, 200818 yr When someone falls into a dumpster the trash is always bouncy, neatly bagged garbage that does not stain.
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