FAKE HEADLINE

 

"Dudley Hilton Announced as Bell Coach, Expects Immediate Improvement In Tonight's Scrimmage"

 

Coaches at [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] were unavailable for comment, citing poor cell service in Jabez.

Coaches at [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] were unavailable for comment, citing poor cell service in Jabez.

 

Legendary Coach Chuck Smith was asked to comment but for some reason his statement instead came from three former players turned head coaches who said they will take full responsibility for the interpretation of his comments and he doesn't even know a question ever was asked of him and is innocent of any response deemed controversial.

So when are they actually going to fire the current coach at Bell Co?

Well, if he gets on here I would say he's figured it out. Or maybe they will treat him like Milton on office space and just keep moving his desk until he realizes he's no longer the head coach...and take his red stapler.

...as their athletic director, and head football coach. Per @Nathaniel Bryan.

 

What about their current athletic director, or will they just add another one?

So when are they actually going to fire the current coach at Bell Co?

 

He resigned last night.

So when are they actually going to fire the current coach at Bell Co?

 

It's complicated, apparently, according to this link that currently lists them as co-head coaches.

 

School Directory | Kentucky High School Athletic Association

What about their current athletic director, or will they just add another one?

 

Mr. LeFevers is still on board on that link I posted. Guess that will be updated first thing Thursday morning. :lol2:

Coaches at [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] were unavailable for comment, citing poor cell service in Jabez.

 

#Truth on Cell Service in Jabez!

 

Of course the "Camp" is so close to Monticello, they should get some service from across the lake :lol2: