February 24, 201610 yr Still mad at Taco Bell, show a commercial doing the Super Bowl that calls soccer "real football". Won't be eating there for awhile
February 24, 201610 yr Author He won didn't he? I know how much faster that would make me run. Apparently not fast enough. :lol2:
February 24, 201610 yr This happens to me every time I eat Taco Bell. Thank God I'm usually not running in a marathon.
February 24, 201610 yr Author This happens to me every time I eat Taco Bell. Thank God I'm usually not running in a marathon. You're not that old are you? Every time I eat something like that, when mother nature gives me a nudge in that area, I better act like I'm in a fast marathon or we gots troubles! :eyeonyou:
February 24, 201610 yr You're not that old are you? Every time I eat something like that, when mother nature gives me a nudge in that area, I better act like I'm in a fast marathon or we gots troubles! :eyeonyou: Reminds me of the old joke about three men, 60 year old, 70 year old, and 80 year, sitting in rocking chairs complaining about life. The 60 year old says, "I can't pee at all. I want to real bad, but I just stand there an nothing happens." The 70 year old says, "You think you have it bad. I pee fine, but I can't get my bowls to move and when they do it's like passing a brick." The 80 year old says, "At 6 am I pee like a stallion on a flat rock. At 6:30 my bowels move like I was a young man." The 2 younger gents look a the 80 year old and exclaim, "That's great!! What do you have to complain about?" The 80 year old says, "I don't wake up until 7."
February 24, 201610 yr DO NOT stop off at Taco Bell before the big race... [ATTACH]54935[/ATTACH] Taco Bell - Get The Runs At The Border
February 24, 201610 yr This happens to me every time I eat Taco Bell. Thank God I'm usually not running in a marathon. I bet it's been 15 years since I've eaten at one.
February 24, 201610 yr I bet it's been 15 years since I've eaten at one. I build up the nerve about twice a year, and that's about twice a year too much. Some fools never learn.
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