May 20, 201511 yr The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went..... My Engaged Friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The Mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I Had To Share My Story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said.... "What's for dinner, Zorro?"
May 20, 201511 yr Daily occurrence at the Bird Nest, except there is no black bra, raincoat, heels or mask....other than that, pretty much the same
May 20, 201511 yr Daily occurrence at the Bird Nest, except there is no black bra, raincoat, heels or mask....other than that, pretty much the same You poor, poor thing.
May 20, 201511 yr You poor, poor thing. No doubt. I wish Mrs. BBrain had the compassion you have. Do you cook frequently at The Compound ?
May 20, 201511 yr No doubt. I wish Mrs. BBrain had the compassion you have. Do you cook frequently at The Compound ? Isn't that a man's job? I'm too busy trying to look sexy in my robe and socks!
May 20, 201511 yr Isn't that a man's job? I'm too busy trying to look sexy in my robe and socks! Hey! So are some of us men.
May 20, 201511 yr Isn't that a man's job? I'm too busy trying to look sexy in my robe and socks! Are they the nice thick fuzzy socks? I like those a lot.
May 20, 201511 yr Around our house, I know the proverbial black bra has a better chance of showing up when I do the dishes and fold the laundry now and then. Funny thing how that works.
May 20, 201511 yr IF the Zorro comment ever happened, I'd know instantly who my friend, "The Mistress", was sleeping with.....men don't turn it down often, especially when it's presented like THAT!
May 20, 201511 yr IF the Zorro comment ever happened, I'd know instantly who my friend, "The Mistress", was sleeping with.....men don't turn it down often, especially when it's presented like THAT! Very true. Get it when you can.
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