What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

 

The list from the link...:bag: If interested to list from previous year is available at the link above also

 

[h=3]Ear[/h]

• SOAP
  
• AIR FRESHENER BEAD
  
• WALKIE-TALKIE ANTENNA
  
• KEY
  
• JEWEL FROM TOY CROWN
  
• DIAMOND
  
• TIP OF DART
  
• BUG
  
• SCREW
  
• "PUT TISSUE IN HIS EAR ONE MONTH AGO AND FEELS LIKE IT IS STILL THERE"
  
• RUBBER BAND
  
• TAMPON
  
• GLOW STICK
  
• NIPPLE FROM BABY BOTTLE
  

[h=3]Nose[/h]

• MINIATURE HOCKEY PUCK
  
• TOOTHPICK
  
• HAIR BRAID
  
• "10 SIDED DICE"
  
• FISHING SINKER
  
• PLASTIC EYEBALL
  
• GUM
  
• LITHIUM TABLET
  
• "A LEG"
  
• SPONGE
  
• "USED A METAL COAT HANGER TO SWAT A BEE OFF OF HIS NECK AND COAT HANGER WENT UP NOSTRIL"
  

[h=3]Throat[/h]

• CLOTHES HANGER
  
• TOY ARROW
  
• SHARK TOY
  
• GRILL BRUSH BRISTLES
  
• PLASTIC FORK
  
• BRILLO PAD (FROM CRACK PIPE)
  
• "HAD A BUTTON IN HAND,WENT TO SNEEZE,TRIED TO COVER MOUTH W/HAND & INHALED BUTTON"
  
• SKIRT
  
• THERMOMETER
  
• SILVER CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
  
• FOIL FROM BAKED POTATO
  
• COOKIE WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE
  
• RETAINER
  

 

So far so good, right? Continue reading at your own peril...

 

 

[h=3]Penis[/h]

• RUBBER TUBE
  
• "PLASTIC SPOON AND PERHAPS A PENCIL"
  
• CROCHET NEEDLE
  
• "STUCK A NAIL IN URETHRA THEN IT MIGRATED UP INTO THE BLADDER"
  
• WOOL YARN
  
• LONG PLASTIC HAND OF STIRRING SPOON
  
• "INSERTED A LONG BALLOON IN PENIS TO HAVE GIRLFRIEND BLOW UP FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION AND IT BROKE"
  

[h=3]Vagina[/h]

• PLASTIC HANDLE OF SCISSORS
  
• KNITTING NEEDLES
  
• PEN
  
• "A LARGE AMOUNT OF SAND"
  
• HAIR TIE
  
• BAG OF CRYSTAL METH
  
• 10" STEAK KNIFE
  
• RAZOR
  
• SPONGE
  
• "ONE BATTERY AND THREE COINS"
  
• BATHTUB STOPPER
  
• "PUT A BAG OF MONEY IN VAGINA TO HIDE IT FROM HUSBAND"
  
• BILLIARD BALL
  
• "ORGASM BALLS"
  

[h=3]Rectum[/h]

• TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
  
• PIPE
  
• KEYS
  
• ACORN
  
• SHOT GLASS
  
• DRUM STICK
  
• ICE PICK
  
• UNSHARPENED PENCIL
  
• "HAD ANAL SEX & HAS BRUISING, BLOOD ON TOILET PAPER, TOOK CRYSTAL METH TO HELP PAIN"
  
• CANDLE
  
• AIR FRESHENER
  
• CAN OF SPRAY PAINT
  
• SHAVING CREAM CAN
  
• SHAMPOO BOTTLE
  
• LOTION BOTTLE
  
• SODA CAN
  
• "BEER BOTTLE UP RECTUM & BOTTLE BROKE WHEN TRIED TO RETRIEVE BOTTLE W/ PLIERS. COCAINE USE PRIOR TO INSERTION"
  
• TURKEY BASTER
  
• PHONE CORD
  
• GOLF BALL
  
• METAL TOILET PAPER HOLDER
  
• TENT STAKES
  
• "ROLLED UP STACK OF PLASTIC TRASH BAGS"
  
• CHRISTMAS BELL
  
• LOG
  

 

I guess too many people took this literally!

I have transported a few "interesting" patients with, shall we say, embedded objects in my day. :eek:

Like Kramer said on Seinfeld, if you are ever at a party and meet a proctologist, you will hear the greatest stories...good stories from ER doctors too!

A 75-year-old man has had a seven-inch turn signal removed from his arm after it became embedded during a horrific car crash - 51 years ago.

 

Father-of-three, 75, has seven-inch turn signal removed from his arm that had been hidden there for 51-years | Daily Mail Online

You know what this rectum needs? More Christmas bells!!

How do you stick keys into your...never mind.

This thread is just gerbils and weathermen.