I will not bash Dusty. I will not bash Dusty. I will not bash Dusty.

Braves are still laughing.

Everyone hitting lasers off Hoover.

Braves are still laughing.

 

:irked:

Hoover could probably be a closer though.

It keeps getting worse.

He's the rare type that can't hit or catch...

 

Don't sell him short. He can't hit for power, run or throw either. A 0 tool player.

Hoover could probably be a closer though.

 

Easy job. Anyone can do it...

OK. Meso is a pretty good human shield.

How about another base runner and give Brandon 1 more shot tonight.

Heisey couldn't hit plantman.

Hat Trick???

Getting lots of breaks in Votto and Phillips' at bats.

Hoover with 3 of the 5 Reds losses.

Hoover could probably be a closer though.

 

Exactly, statistically it doesn't matter who closes, right?

 

Of course one thing that the closers don't matter crew ignores is that these teams don't just run anyone out there for the ninth. They pick someone that has the stuff and the mental makeup handle it. Otherwise everyone would go with a closer by committee approach.