So that's what that sign says.

"The captain has turned off the seatbelt sign, you are now free to move about the cabin."

Today we'll be flying at an altitude of, ohh sea level. Calm seas and minimal turbulance expected.

The last words of a redneck pilot, "Hey ya'll watch this".

You all have came up with some dozies ? ! ! !

"Sorry Skipper, that's okay Gilligan, not your first mistake".

"What is that?"

 

"Why that is the new whale they just discovered. It is called the propeller whale. It is extremely rare around these parts. Apparently fish can fly now."

 

 

 

 

I know that whales are not fish, just to let you know.

Look honey, they must be making another sequal to The Fugative...

Where's all the apes?

Pilot to the co-pilot - "This is Tubby's fault."

Pilot to the co-pilot - "I cant even go to the bathroom for 2 minutes."

"That's one heckuva sand crab."

Oh wait, I got a better one...

 

"University of Kentucky Basketball: 2007/08"

Oh wait, I got a better one...

 

"University of Kentucky Basketball: 2007/08"

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

OR "There you go Mr. Smith, you said to get you out of there as quickly as possible."

The blond on the blanket

"That's not a boat is it"?