September 23, 200719 yr So yesterday, I go to my 2nd wedding in 2 weeks which is always fun considering all the junk I've endured at the hands of the opposite sex over the last month. Well it came time for the dreaded garder toss. Now I've probably gone to 25 weddings in my adult life, every time I've had a g/f. However at this one I'm stag, so I'm dragged out on the floor by the bride and I've got my drink in one hand and my other hand is in my pocket, probably 30 guys out there and I think, "no way would I ever attempt to catch this thing." So i look down and start to take a sip of my beverage when i feel something hit me in the face and land in my drink, yup God thought it would funny I suppose:irked: So for the first time ever, I caught a garder at a wedding
September 23, 200719 yr Rocket this sounds like that you should just send a gift and stay away from weddings all together :eek: . Plus ...do your drinking in a safer place. :thumb:
September 23, 200719 yr Author Rocket this sounds like that you should just send a gift and stay away from weddings all together :eek: . Plus ...do your drinking in a safer place. :thumb: Everywhere probably isnt very safe:D
September 23, 200719 yr It is usuallly when you stop looking that the perfect person steps into the picture. It has happened to many people that we know, and, even though we were young...it happened to PH and I as well. It seems when you are disgusted and want to stay single the rest of your life...poof, your future is looking at you in the eye!!!! Good luck and don't be bitter (even though I understand why you might be...not saying you are, but, you have every reason to be...but hey, you got all of us, isnt that better!!!!)
September 23, 200719 yr Author Hopefully you got a new drink. :lol: No way , as my roommate says bout her, those legs were tree trunks to heaven :lol:
September 23, 200719 yr Author It is usuallly when you stop looking that the perfect person steps into the picture. It has happened to many people that we know, and, even though we were young...it happened to PH and I as well. It seems when you are disgusted and want to stay single the rest of your life...poof, your future is looking at you in the eye!!!! Good luck and don't be bitter (even though I understand why you might be...not saying you are, but, you have every reason to be...but hey, you got all of us, isnt that better!!!!) So I'm told, however on the last one wasnt really looking then either, but yes I'm a little bitter
September 24, 200719 yr It seems when you are disgusted and want to stay single the rest of your life...poof, your future is looking at you in the eye!)Then I think I'm going to need Lasik surgery. :creepy:
September 24, 200719 yr Everywhere probably isnt very safe:D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumb: Might want to trim down the locations a little..............just a thought.
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