"Look deeply into my eyes........deeper.......deeper....oh her don't worry about her just look back into my eyes.....deeper...." Bill to black tank top woman.

 

 

"Isn't that the same Bruno Magli tread pattern found at the crime scene on Bundy?"

"Bill what kind of white trash crap do you have me eating now?"

BILL (to Hilary...): Hey Hil, you know how you were saying that you could skip eating these things and just add 'em to your thighs... you ought to see what it's doin' to you butt...

"Am I suppose to eat the whole thing" "Bill I can see your wondering eyes"

and by the way "where are we?"

Bill, I did poison it...I don't know why it is taking so long. When she does drop, do I get to run for president?

Sure I can get the whole thing in my mouth in one bite, watch... mmmph, lummph, grarrrghph...

Hillary, you better be careful, you won't be able to fit in that Darth Vader outfit.

" Just 18 more months Bill, and we will be dinning in the White house again."

Oh, remind me to have the place swept for bugs Bill. You know how W likes to Eve's drop on people.

Chew your food Hil....good god, check out that chick in the black!!!

Hil... Honestly....I did put it all in my mouth, I chewed, but I did not swallow!!!!

 

Bill, telling the lady behind his wife....Yeah, and I said I did not inhale!!!

She is hillarious ! ! !

"What do you mean it's a cigar and not a hot dog?!?!?"

What about that staying in the marriage to make it stronger spin from TSH's other thread? Bill even eyes the little girls when she's sitting right next to him. She sold her soul years ago.

"Sitting on a park bench........eyeing little girls with bad intent...."

 

I didn't realize that Jethro Tull was actually singing about Bill...!