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Who's the toughest action hero?

Who would win the battle royal? 58 members have voted

  1. 1. Who would win the battle royal?

    • Steven Seagal
      12%
      7
    • Sylvester Stallone
      13%
      8
    • Arnold Schwarzenegger
      29%
      17
    • Dolph Lundgren
      1%
      1
    • Jean-Claude Van Damme
      6%
      4
    • Chuck Norris
      36%
      21

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The man just doesn't die and has never had any special powers or been ripped out or has any serious martial arts skills.

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I was referring to his action films. I don't really consider that an action film at all. It is more of a drama than an action film.

IMO that should've been titled "Unbearable", because that's what it was to watch...Absolutely awful movie.

 

I disagree, but I do tend to disagree with people on films many many times over.

They're making a new one!!!??? It better be good, or else I'm going to take it personally.

 

Yep, a new He-Man movie is moving forward, no word yet on casting or anything, but it will happen sooner than later.

IMO that should've been titled "Unbearable", because that's what it was to watch...Absolutely awful movie.

 

I must agree. I saw it once in the theatre and that was enough for me. Van Damme, to answer the question, would whip them all. Anybody who can jump up on a table and do the splits (Timecop) in one jump is too bad. He would have never let that girl slip off the wire like Sly did in Cliffhanger. And don't forget Chuck in "Silent Rage" where he fights off a terminator like freak to save the day.

I must agree. I saw it once in the theatre and that was enough for me. Van Damme, to answer the question, would whip them all. Anybody who can jump up on a table and do the splits (Timecop) in one jump is too bad. He would have never let that girl slip off the wire like Sly did in Cliffhanger. And don't forget Chuck in "Silent Rage" where he fights off a terminator like freak to save the day.

 

To top it off he would do it all on cocaine. :lol:

Segal or Norris b/c they have real world experience. Norris was a Karate world champion and Segal fought the Japanese mafia who attempted to take over a few of his dojos in Japan. The rest are just pretty boys with big muscles.

Segal or Norris b/c they have real world experience. Norris was a Karate world champion and Segal fought the Japanese mafia who attempted to take over a few of his dojos in Japan. The rest are just pretty boys with big muscles.

 

 

Ummm, Van Damme???

Ummm, Van Damme???

 

Van Damme has had his butt kicked in public on more than one occassion. The huge guy from OZ, Chuck Zito, beat the life out of him outside of a bar in New York. Like I said, the rest are just pretty boys with muscles.

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Segal or Norris b/c they have real world experience. Norris was a Karate world champion and Segal fought the Japanese mafia who attempted to take over a few of his dojos in Japan. The rest are just pretty boys with big muscles.

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NOBODY in the world could beat Norris!!!

Segal or Norris b/c they have real world experience. Norris was a Karate world champion and Segal fought the Japanese mafia who attempted to take over a few of his dojos in Japan. The rest are just pretty boys with big muscles.

 

I respect that, but Arnold had to train REEEEEAL hard for Mr. Universe. Hard enough, IMO, that he could take on the rest. He was also in the Austrian army, if I remember correctly, so he had more than just weight training.

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Some of my favorite Chuck Norris Facts..............

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

 

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

 

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

 

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

 

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

 

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

 

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

 

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

 

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

 

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his butt kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

 

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

 

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

 

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

 

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

 

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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