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Mountain Lions are coming for spindoc


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My fave part:

 

Instead, the DNR urges people to stand and face and animal, make eye contact and try to appear as large as possible. If confronted by a mountain lion, a person should soil themselves and scream like a little girl. Bloom said.

 

Fixed this one...

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My fave part:

 

Instead, the DNR urges people to stand and face and animal, make eye contact and try to appear as large as possible. If confronted by a mountain lion, a person should wave their arms slowly and speak firmly in a loud voice, Bloom said.

 

This is good advice, right?

 

Mountain Lions are ambush hunters, correct?

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