Mountain Lions are coming for spindoc

[formerkywrestler]

Getting closer and closer...

 

Crane Issues Indiana Mountain Lion Warning - TheIndyChannel.com

[jericho]

Someone told me that heard from a game warden in KY, that KY has released some Mnt Lions in Ky.

 

Any truth to that?

[spindoc]

Someone told me that heard from a game warden in KY, that KY has released some Mnt Lions in Ky.

 

Any truth to that?

NONE

[spindoc]

Getting closer and closer...

 

Crane Issues Indiana Mountain Lion Warning - TheIndyChannel.com

Ah, they won't make it here in So Indiana, they'll struggle to avoid all the spent heroin needles.

[spindoc]

My fave part:

 

Instead, the DNR urges people to stand and face and animal, make eye contact and try to appear as large as possible. If confronted by a mountain lion, a person should wave their arms slowly and speak firmly in a loud voice, Bloom said.

[NKYknowitall]

My fave part:

 

Instead, the DNR urges people to stand and face and animal, make eye contact and try to appear as large as possible. If confronted by a mountain lion, a person should wave their arms slowly and speak firmly in a loud voice, Bloom said.

 

Yes! because that's exactly what I want to do. Intimidate a cat that can kill me. Kind of like playing dead if a bear attacks.

[spindoc]

I've been practicing the art of "appearing as large as possible", just in case.

[littleluck55]

My fave part:

 

Instead, the DNR urges people to stand and face and animal, make eye contact and try to appear as large as possible. If confronted by a mountain lion, a person should wave their arms slowly and speak firmly in a loud voice, Bloom said.

 

Sounds like a mountain lion wrote that. "Then I told them, act as large as possible and wave your arms. Then I told him to do the hokey pokey. It was the funniest thing I have seen before I ate him."

[littleluck55]

I've been practicing the art of "appearing as large as possible", just in case.

 

Now I can say I am not fat, I am acting as large as possible.

[HammerTime]

I've been practicing the art of "appearing as large as possible", just in case.

 

If you appear that way for more than 4 hours consult a Doctor.

[formerkywrestler]

Someone told me that heard from a game warden in KY, that KY has released some Mnt Lions in Ky.

 

Any truth to that?

 

Oh yea. Been going on for awhile.

[spindoc]

Oh yea. Been going on for awhile.

If I'm ever attacked and killed by a mountain lion and you don't show for my funeral, I swear I'll haunt you from the grave.:lol2:

[nkypete]

Promise the animal that you will put him/her in their own cute YouTube cat video.

[formerkywrestler]

If I'm ever attacked and killed by a mountain lion and you don't show for my funeral, I swear I'll haunt you from the grave.:lol2:

 

:lol2: :lol2:

 

I'll give the eulogy

 

spindoc was a great man. He just, like many of us, couldn't believe...

[spindoc]

^Well, it would be a jovial send off..:lol2: