Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

:ohbrother:

:clap:

As long as there wasn't a hottub and bacteria.

Udder confusion.

As long as there wasn't a hottub and bacteria.

 

You're mocking me again, aren't you.

You're mocking me again, aren't you.

 

I'm not. The bacteria concern me.

You're mocking me again, aren't you.

 

Yep, and that's...no bull.:woot:

Actually, I laughed at her comment to TAC pretty hard this morning.

Actually, I laughed at her comment to TAC pretty hard this morning.

 

My work here is done.

Artificially Inseminated?

 

#cowslivesmatter

My work here is done.

Be sure to tip your waitress.