Originally posted by Birdsfan

Have you been smokin' Twinkies again P'word?

 

I think Brad Pitt as me is just type-casting.

 

...and don't forget Joe B. Hall in a special guest cameo as Purplehaze!

 

Finally, a body big enough to match my voice on the phone!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

You knew it was coming...

Birdsfan, you are too good!!!!!

Nice of Jody to give it a good review.

I love it when people notice the little things:lol:

I think the Guru took a nice photo for the cover. Normally he isn't that happy though.

Originally posted by CheerNbHappy

Can I sing the theme song.......... "Conjuntion boys junction.....what's your function" :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

You can sing that and star in the video. It is going to be the first single from the Conjunction Boys movie soundtrack.

You win the prize for this one Pword. That is the funniest thing I have ever read on the site. I bet I laughed for a minute straight.

 

I would only make one change to the cast, Clooney should play me (you have to admit if I let my hair grow longer I would look a lot like him) and John Goodman would be a good fit for you Password.

 

Where's the metabolife?

All I can say is that the correct answer to a certain Bonus question in the Snappy state championship games contest was 247 pounds. Now I would say anything less than that number would entitle me the right to have George Clooney playing me.

Ain't no way you weigh under 247 Bubba!:fight:

 

Besides, I am on a diet (Seafood diet that is).

Originally posted by theguru

Ain't no way you weigh under 247 Bubba!:fight:

 

Besides, I am on a diet (Seafood diet that is).

 

Way under that. At least if you count 9 as way under.

I'm on your side Password...cause he dang near killed my friend!:irked:

Yeah, but your friend........he ain't quitin'.

 

We gonna' work now.

Originally posted by password

Starring...John Goodman as the Guru

with George Clooney as password, Brad Pitt as Birdsfan, Martin Sheen as 72birdman, Hulk Hogan as nWo, Sly Stallone as formerkywrestler, David Keith as buckmann41, Tom Hanks as Oldbird, special guest appreance by Lou Holtz as National Scouting Report, and featuring Bill Gates as swamprat.

 

Also, Kurupt as a faceless extra who's name appears on the screen for no reason.

Originally posted by theguru

Ain't no way you weigh under 247 Bubba!:fight:

 

Besides, I am on a diet (Seafood diet that is).

 

I'm sorry Guru, but I think that is spelled SEEFOOD:burger: