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Student suspended for buying Skittles at school

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Wow. I was just kidding I didn't know anyone could actually give a real answer. I give that kid props.

 

Yeah, I really expected the kids to end up as a businessman...but alas...I think he is in jail now. :creepy:

We fired a guy at UPS for eating a few M&M's out of a bag that broke open inside a package. He was charged with stealing.

I wonder if they spend NEAR as much time teaching as they do worrying about the wellness program.

If the kid was an honors student you'd think that he would be smart enough to not get caught. I mean, exchanging money for Skittles isn't exactly conspicuous.

NEW HAVEN, Connecticut (AP) -- Contraband candy has led to trouble for an eighth-grade honors student in Connecticut.

 

Michael Sheridan was stripped of his title as class vice president, barred from attending an honors student dinner and suspended for a day after buying a bag of Skittles from a classmate.

 

School spokeswoman Catherine Sullivan-DeCarlo said the New Haven school system banned candy sales in 2003 as part of a districtwide school wellness policy.

 

LINK

 

This reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman runs a scam by selling contraband junk food at a fat camp.

This reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman runs a scam by selling contraband junk food at a fat camp.

 

I took the liberty of looking up the script for it just so I could pull out one of my favorite SP moments...

 

"CARTMAN: Why are you crying, Chad?

 

CHAD: 'Cause I'm always gonna be fat. I don't wanna eat no sweets, but I can't control myself when they're right in front of me like this. All my life I've been fat. I've beh- I've been to seven camps and I swore to my momma that I'd lose the weight. I want to, but I can't help myself.

 

CARTMAN: Hey, Chad... You know what you need? You need a friend.

 

CHAD: I- I do?

 

CARTMAN: Yes. A chocolate friend. Mr. Candy Bar doesn't judge you, Chad. Mr. Candy Bar likes you just the way you are. Look at how yummy and sweet he is. ...There you go. That'll just be four dollars. ...There you go."

We fired a guy at UPS for eating a few M&M's out of a bag that broke open inside a package. He was charged with stealing.

I had wondered what Dwane Casey was up to these days....

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