Can I ask what happened to your last girl you were so content with??? Surely she did not dump you for another man!!!!

 

Still trying to figure it out:cry:

Alright. Finished the football notebook and have wondered in. I may have to create:

 

*Scribe's 00Rocket28 Notebook*

 

• 00Rocket28 knocked down 22 wings in a win over Hooters. Unfortunately, he didn't score.
  
• 00Rocket28 ended his streak of four consecutive dates without a phone number when he snagged the Bible Study chick's number. After she sent him a text, he raced to the library to look up the word 'procreate'.
  
• 00Rocket28 is four dates shy of the two-week record he held back when he was a senior in high school.

00Rocket28 vs. The World

 

Here is how 00Rocket28 is faring with chicks from the different counties:

 

• McCracken 1-4 (.250)
  
• Livingston 2-2 (.500)
  
• Crittenden....had 'em all (1.000)
  
• Lyon 0-2 (.000)

Three dates to keep an eye on this week:

 

• The Bible Study Chick - Someone always wondered why preachers had such big families. Maybe Bible study is a turn-off. Of course, Rocket's middle name isn't Job.
  
• Fat Girl - Rocket said she was like a moped. Fun when no one else is around but you never want your friends to catch you with one.
  
• Hot chick at Best Buy - She done sold you a computer last week. I'm sure you'll need some cool games to go with it.

 

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

This is the funniest thing I've seen on here in a LONG time!

I wish I didn't go to bed so early. Thats great Scribe simply GREAT!!!!!!

I wish I didn't go to bed so early. Thats great Scribe simply GREAT!!!!!!

 

:fight:Your supposed to be on my side! :lol:

Got to admit HT, shes hot though, right?

Yeah she is a quality woman.

That was an amazing post by Scribe, I can't believe I let school make me miss something like that.

Glad everyone likes the fact that scribe made a mockery of me with his false literature, for the record I avoid Crittenden County girls, have for YEARS!!!!

Glad everyone likes the fact that scribe made a mockery of me with his false literature, for the record I avoid Crittenden County girls, have for YEARS!!!!

 

He had a little fun with you. And it was AWESOME! Sorry... :lol:

Ha ha... What's going on tonight Rocket?

oh not much, watching the cubs losing which is making me curse and throw stuff....

Sounds like a good night, they're cursed man..

Sounds like a good night, they're cursed man..

 

Bite your tongue!!!!:fight:

You're in for a sad end of the season Rocket..

It ain't over till its over!!! Brandon Webb cant pitch every night