Great Baseball Quotes

[oldrambler]

"I have changed my mind about the DH, intead of being bad it Stinks!"..........Sparky Anderson

[oldrambler]

"If I ever find a pitcher that has heat, a good curve and a wicked slider I will seriously consider marrying him, or at least propose."......................Sparky Anderson

[cshs81]

Harry Caray: "Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico."

 

Geez, Harry...

 

 

On my all-time favorite list!

[stickymitts]

George Carlin: "If the Cincinnati Reds were truly the first professional baseball team, who did they play?" :lol: :lol:

[oldrambler]

George Carlin: "If the Cincinnati Reds were truly the first professional baseball team, who did they play?" :lol: :lol:

:laugh: Good point! :confused: :lol:

[98NCCalum]

:laugh: Good point! :confused: :lol:

Not really, it's pretty simple actually. They still played the same old amateur teams....they were just paid to do so.

[stickymitts]

Not really, it's pretty simple actually. They still played the same old amateur teams....they were just paid to do so.

 

You're so literal...:irked:

[cvillecat]

Satchel Paige: "One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his (rear end) sliding into second."

:thumb: That is my favorite.:lol:

[NEWCATH84]

This is one I love to hear- " And this one belongs to the Reds!"

[cvillecat]

Pete Rose.....

 

"It's a round ball and a round bat, and you've got to hit the ball square".

[cvillecat]

Pete Rose...

 

"Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the Brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball".

[stickymitts]

Pete's best, IMO is: "Jesus told the Cubs, 'Don't win anything until I get back."

 

Priceless...

[cvillecat]

Pete's best, IMO is: "Jesus told the Cubs, 'Don't win anything until I get back."

 

Priceless...

:laugh: That is a good one. Here is a couple more by Charlie Hustle..

 

"Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal".

 

"I'm just like everybody else, I have two arms, two legs and four thousand hits".

[stickymitts]

He has another that I LOVE: "I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball."

 

I hear ya Pete...I hear ya...

[cvillecat]

Probably the most simple quote in all of baseball.....

 

"See the ball, hit the ball".

 

We can't leave out Doggy when it comes to baseball.