His Mass would sure be entertaining.

I love them but the priests I usually get for mass probably average about 80 years old. I'd need to stay current on my CPR skills if they tried that.

I love them but the priests I usually get for mass probably average about 80 years old. I'd need to stay current on my CPR skills if they tried that.

 

I haven't been a regular churchgoer for years. When I did go (Episcopalian), the average hair color was blue.

I haven't been a regular churchgoer for years. When I did go (Episcopalian), the average hair color was blue.

 

Careful, we're closer to blue hair days than Beatle haircut days.

Careful, we're closer to no hair days than Beatle haircut days.

 

True in my case.

I think I need to pass that on to the "Fr. Matt" at my parish!

Might get more people in the door.