December 26, 201213 yr @SeinfeldToday - An account that tweets nothing but ideas for episode plot outlines were the Seinfeld show still around. A few recent good ones: -George breaks up w/ his gf (Gretchen Mol) because she's ruining his Netflix suggestions w/ her shows. Newman claims to be part of Anonymous. -George pretends to have a tattoo to impress a woman. Kramer goes to occupy wall street, accidentally ends up working as a trader. -Jerry breaks up with his gf (Jessica Chastain) because he's intimidated by her constantly changing "private" hair style. Newman gets email. -Elaine attends a party Michelle Obama is speaking at, offends the first lady when she complains at the buffet about the crappy health food. -Kramer becomes an Internet famous photo bomber, so Jerry checks his photos and finds Kramer in the background of every single one of them. -Kramer accidentally gets caught in a flash mob. Elaine's new boyfriend (Paul Rudd) quotes movies while watching them. -George gets aroused during a TSA patdown. Bania steals a joke from Jerry's Twitter. Kramer falls in love with "the rare female cabbie."
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