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Colonoscopy: Don't read this unless you want to cry....

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That is the funniest thing that I have read in a long time.

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Tony Soprano's answer when asked if he had ever had a prostate exam..."I dont even let anyone wag their finger in my face"!!

Oh no! I am supposed to get this done in July. How horrible!

 

I've had 3 of them and it's not bad at all, the nasty stuff you drink for the prep is the only bad part.

I've had 3 of them and it's not bad at all, the nasty stuff you drink for the prep is the only bad part.

 

I had something similar years ago and had to drink the nasty chalky stuff too. It was pretty gross and gets old quickly. I drank as much as I could and then told them that was it - if I was going to drink anymore, I would be throwing it up. They said okay, that's fine, don't drink anymore because if you throw up it'll ruin everything.

 

Worked out pretty well. :D

I had something similar years ago and had to drink the nasty chalky stuff too. It was pretty gross and gets old quickly. I drank as much as I could and then told them that was it - if I was going to drink anymore, I would be throwing it up. They said okay, that's fine, don't drink anymore because if you throw up it'll ruin everything.

 

Worked out pretty well. :D

 

Let's see if I have this right: Threaten to throw up, and that gets you out of doing something you don't want to do.... I'll have to try that!

We praise the colorectal surgeon

Misunderstood and much maligned

Slaving away in the heart of darkness

Working where the sun don't shine

 

- Monty Python

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