October 1, 200718 yr How much do you have? Not that much. Oh man.....what a nutty night! RTS has led me down the path to hell. And I just invited my parents over for a visit! :eek:
October 1, 200718 yr Author Folks, if you could have only seen the look on BF's face the entire night. I swear, he was sweating bullets. :lol: :lol: :lol:
October 1, 200718 yr Okay.....okay....I think I'm calmed down now enough. Here's what happened, in all it's ugliness. A few months ago, RTS invited me to the Funny Bone along with his family. A great show, and we had a good time. So, I signed up to be on their VIP list. Every now and then, they call people on that list to offer them free tickets. A couple weeks ago, they called me while we were in Florida. I accepted their offer of 8 free tickets. So, the date approaches, and I find out a new guy has replaced J Medicine Hat. No big deal. In fact, I figured this guy would be tame compared to that guy. Several days ago RTS suggested I ask my folks to go.* He assured me it probably wouldn't be too raunchy, and that they'd probably enjoy themselves. So I did so. And with three tickets left, we invited my two uncles and one aunt. All I can say is....THANK GOD THEY WERE BUSY!!! Today, with a handful of tickets still in hand, I start making calls to my friends. I had already invited RTS and his wife. Apparently, someone had a big birthday bash, because two different sets of people had birthday parties to attend. I, apparently, was not on the guest list! :irked: This afternoon, I did a little last minute research (knowing we might be headed for trouble) and found that this show was listed as "Erotic." This was not a good sign. After much debate, and reassurance my parents (both approx. 70) decided to attend tonight's show. I was trying to remember my Rosary all the way to the club.... [To be continued...]
October 1, 200718 yr Tonight... ...in front of about 300 people... ....I had to watch... ...a big, sweaty, shirtless, fat guy... ...give a simultaneous lap dance... ...to my best friend's wife, and MY MOTHER!!! :scared::scared::scared: Do you know how much therapy I'm going to need to get this out of my mind?!! AND THEY WERE SELLING VIDEOS!!!!!! :madman::madman::madman:
October 1, 200718 yr Wow that is all I have to say Yeah, that pretty well sums it up. I think they're writing me out of the will as we speak. :cry:
October 1, 200718 yr By the way, if you are, in fact, that big, sweaty, shirtless fat, guy...no offense dude. If you're a cute blonde, with an interesting level of personal creativity...I'm touching my forehead. I'm touching my forehead!!* *(She knows what it means...trust me!) :sssh:
October 1, 200718 yr How did your mom handle it? She didn't handle anything! :madman: Not that he didn't offer!
October 1, 200718 yr Author How did your mom handle it?She was in shock, but to make things worse, the same guy stuck his sweaty man chest in BF's dad's face! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
October 1, 200718 yr She was in shock, but to make things worse, the same guy stuck his sweaty man chest in BF's dad's face! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:I was leaving that part out. THANK YOU!
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