IMPORTANT MESSAGE "Anyone interested in Umpiring high School Softball in the 10/11 Region can attend the Metro Softball Association's meeting on Jan. 19th @ Bourbon County HS at 3pm. For more information contact JT Taylor at [email protected]

 

 

For all those who think they can do better, here's your chance!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE "Anyone interested in Umpiring high School Softball in the 10/11 Region can attend the Metro Softball Association's meeting on Jan. 19th @ Bourbon County HS at 3pm. For more information contact JT Taylor at [email protected]

 

 

 

 

For all those who think they can do better, here's your chance!

 

Oh lord...

IMPORTANT MESSAGE "Anyone interested in Umpiring high School Softball in the 10/11 Region can attend the Metro Softball Association's meeting on Jan. 19th @ Bourbon County HS at 3pm. For more information contact JT Taylor at [email protected]

 

For all those who think they can do better, here's your chance!

 

Qualifications include:

 

Bad eye sight

Bad hearing

Old

Slow

On disability

Old

Must like to think your always right

Old

Able to read and write optional

8th grade education

Must have seen a softball game in the last 20 years

Must like Hot Dogs

Old

Must keep up with your regular AA meetings

Must be approved by your Probation officer

Must be a US citzen

Must collect SSI

Old

Must not get on message boards bc Lawnboy and RCC9 always bash umps

Must take all your required medications on game day

Old

 

Kidding kidding, just having some fun. Good luck and hopefully the 10 and 11th get some great umps.

Qualifications include:

 

Bad eye sight

Bad hearing

Old

Slow

On disability

Old

Must like to think your always right

Old

Able to read and write optional

8th grade education

Must have seen a softball game in the last 20 years

Must like Hot Dogs

Old

Must keep up with your regular AA meetings

Must be approved by your Probation officer

Must be a US citzen

Must collect SSI

Old

Must not get on message boards bc Lawnboy and RCC9 always bash umps

Must take all your required medications on game day

Old

 

Kidding kidding, just having some fun. Good luck and hopefully the 10 and 11th get some great umps.

 

I'm out...

So close to qualifying!

If we're that desperate for umps, I can already see myself getting tossed this year.

Sweet I will be there, I aint doing nothing in the Spring.

Amazing it is so difficult to find people that are willing to do a job that pays up to $50 per hour. May also be the only job in the world that being screamed at and insulted publicly is acceptable behavior.

I love these types of posts ! The greatest part is all of the fans that want to be umpires as long as they are sitting behind the safety of the screen. It's not that bad, even with Lawnboy and RCC9 keeping a close eye on everyone ! Come on out and challenge yourself, it's a great thing for the kids and you may find an even greater satisfaction for yourself. Don't be shy….and as for LB and RCC, I expect a little more activity on this board…spring is right around the corner !

Amazing it is so difficult to find people that are willing to do a job that pays up to $50 per hour. May also be the only job in the world that being screamed at and insulted publicly is acceptable behavior.

 

A lot more goes into it than just the actual game, lots of driving, meetings, etc. Don't forget rainouts after taking off work, etc.