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the tape replay showed the kicking team offsides, that's when...

a shot rang out from the grassy knoll where...

Pirategurl's probable melt-down caused by the end of football season. However, the orderlies had left the straps too loose and GURU was able to break free. He stole a Head-Start van and successfully made the trek back to Union, Kentucky. Once there, he checked his email and saw the amnesia-reversing message from someone detailing his whole life story. The next message though, from Cheernbhappy, broke the news to him about...

Belfry High School where ...

which, of course, he couldn't do. You see, GURU like most football fanatics has an allergic reaction to any ball shape other than a football. Therefore, he was never able to play basketball, baseball or tennis. He did, however, letter on the Rugby team at the Northern Kentucky Police Academy and Bratwurst Factory (NKPABF) where he also excelled at the annual brat eating contest. Since he couldn't play basketball, despite looking an awful lot like Joe B. Hall, he took a job at a Lexington bank where he...

that's when he woke up. He sat there on the Trinity emblam rubbing the big knot on his head and trying to remember his name. He quickly figured out that he had slipped on a discarded apple core. What he didn't know, though, was all of his own personal information. He didn't know his name, address, birthdate....nothing. He was lost in a sea of confusion and wonder. Fortunately, a nice gentleman with a bird on each shoulder, accompanied by another kind stranger wearing jogging shorts and a "Seabiscuit" tee-shirt helped him to his feet. It was then that they told him about the plot to...

order to go "underground" for his meeting with Hans Blix and Watusi concerning...

who drives for their big trip to ...

practice the jTrusty free throw and the trick oldshooter knows where...

make millions of dollars and probably never be smart enough to keep any of it which is definitely a RIGHT but shouldn't be a GOAL. RockMom met them at the Courthouse and showed LJ her...

made into a hand-puppet and entertained themselves for an unknown period of time before...

realized that the Lake was really an ocean and they were now stranded on a deserted island. Watusi had brought along a Swiss Army knife but all that Birdsfan had was a small, blue....

the main ingredients in brats and metts since they are from the Cincy area and are well known....

built to be twice the size of the Rose Bowl because...

be so pleased with the reasonableness of the fee that he added two more zeros and vowed to get the difference back from...

a Jumbotron at Highlands High that can be seen from outer space because...

had more open sewer water than a Rockcastle County creek, nonetheless, GURU told 3wishes that.....

Why'd you make me...

in a holding cell, where he saw BGP member.....

...some disgruntled ex-con jacked his sweet Caddy, causing him to...

the greener pastures of that most beautiful of locales, lovingly referred to as....

Male Cheerleader at Trinity High School where he once...

4.3 is a world class time. Breathitt County should win a track championship, too.

it's always nice to have a celebrity of that stature on hand, except...

NFL Scouts and BGP members and a certain person who...