The Oracle

News flash: Blue Kernels complained about CCH. Color me shocked.

Look just to the left of the center door frame. That, my friend, is an elephant tusk.

Could you let me sulk for a little bit here?

I guess that's true. But we sure tried hard to. The Colonels didn't care to play football tonight.

Can you count that as a win for CCH?

We can lose this. We'll find a way.

Pssssst, Colonels, Noon is prolly gonna run the ball. Maybe try to tackle him.

Yeah, I didn't really want to beat Highlands tonight anyway.

If my coach's brother, who also happened to be one of the team's biggest fans, had died the week of my biggest rivalry game, I would be out to bust some heads come kickoff time and play some inspired football on my coach's behalf. The Colonels are not out to bust heads or play inspired football. Disappointing. Sincerely.

Is it a battle if neither offense is playing football?

I would go with "lackluster." Or "uninspired" maybe.

These look like two football teams that are very much not excited to play each other.

Oh good, they're carrying out that cute little tree trunk.

Dixie definitely has more talent on the field than CCH. No argument from me on that one. Coach Brossart calls the same 3 or 4 pass plays and the same 3 or 4 running plays and thats his entire game plan, or lack thereof. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. As a football program and as a school, Dixie is historically very accepting of mediocrity. I can only assume they all have Bengals and Reds season tickets too.

Wow, in the 14 minutes between the post you quoted and your own post, you were able to check with every single Beechwood parent to see whether or not they had said that? Color me impressed!