August 9, 201511 yr A manager was interviewing for an opening and was down to four equally qualified applicants. She told them that she would ask them each a question and the best answer would get the job. She asked the first applicant, what is the fastest thing you can think of? She thought for a while and said, "Thought, thoughts just pop into our head so quickly. I can't think of anything faster" Very good she thought, then asked the second applicant the same question. "Blinking, that's the fastest thing I can think of. After all that's where the phrase, In the Blink of an eye comes from. It means something that happened very quickly" Another good answer, then she ask the third applicant. He said, "Well those are pretty fast, but I can stand by my back door and flip a switch and instantly a light comes on at the barn behind my house. Is anything really faster than that?" Well it would be tough to come up with something faster than the speed of light, but she knew she had to ask the fourth applicant and give them a chance also. Bubba the fourth guy said, "Diarrhea" "Diarrhea?", asked the manager. "Yep" Bubba said, "The other day I wasn't feeling well and before I could think, blink or switch the light on...Bam...Diarrhea!"
August 9, 201511 yr Author I start off the "Very Senior" Sunday School class that I lead with a joke each week, this was today's.
August 15, 201511 yr A manager was interviewing for an opening and was down to four equally qualified applicants. She told them that she would ask them each a question and the best answer would get the job. She asked the first applicant, what is the fastest thing you can think of? She thought for a while and said, "Thought, thoughts just pop into our head so quickly. I can't think of anything faster" Very good she thought, then asked the second applicant the same question. "Blinking, that's the fastest thing I can think of. After all that's where the phrase, In the Blink of an eye comes from. It means something that happened very quickly" Another good answer, then she ask the third applicant. He said, "Well those are pretty fast, but I can stand by my back door and flip a switch and instantly a light comes on at the barn behind my house. Is anything really faster than that?" Well it would be tough to come up with something faster than the speed of light, but she knew she had to ask the fourth applicant and give them a chance also. Bubba the fourth guy said, "Diarrhea" "Diarrhea?", asked the manager. "Yep" Bubba said, "The other day I wasn't feeling well and before I could think, blink or switch the light on...Bam...Diarrhea!" Lol. Good one. My guess is you changed the wording just a little bit in this joke.
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