The Infamous Mullets of Buckhorn High: Peyton Cooper and Shannon Blank Crush It for the Commonwealth with Some Killer Mudflaps

 

"Cooper’s mullet started from scratch over two years ago, an ironic homage to his idol Alan Jackson.

The younger Shannon already had long hair before he got talked into his. It was just a matter of sculpting a little up-front “business” out of his all-over “party”.

“Peyton’s is kind of curly. Mine’s just straight up Kentucky Waterfall,” he says.

Despite this small difference, they both agree on the importance of conditioning to keep things in order. The mullet is a muscle like any other. You use it or you lose it. Shampoo just isn’t enough for these specimens. You’ve got to condition."

I love the Kentucky Waterfall. And now I know what Joe Dirt would have looked like playing basketball, if he hadn't been so busy reading Auto Trader.

Wow, I love it!!!

Looks horrendous .