Doug Stanhope on assisting his mother with her death. "Oh, wait, they found a cure!"

Bill Hicks commenting on just about anything.

 

My favorite ever was him talking about how much he hated living in LA and couldn't wait for a major earthquake to make it collapse into the ocean, leaving behind only a "cool, beautiful serenity known as... Arizona Bay."

 

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I really have an appreciation for the talent it takes to make people laugh with original content for a host of years. I actually saw Lisa Lampanelli this past Saturday.

Kyle Kinane. One of the lesser known comedians, but still really spot on. Also the guy who does the voice overs for the Comedy Central commercials. His most recent special "I Liked His Old Stuff Better" is one of the better specials I've seen in a while.

 

 

I also can endlessly watch anything from Jon Reep. He really manages to bring out the craziness of small, rural America.

"Yeah Oscar, you are such a grouch!"

 

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A popular legend has attributed his namesake to Oscar Robertson. Which is totally apropos, of course.