made me feel weird, resulting in a trip to a shrink, which...

upset the Guru because .....

he didn't think seeing a naked guy shot out of a cannon was that tramautizing, although....

he himself had once been shot out of a cannon in his b-day suit.

But that was back in the day when .....

cannons were much smaller and....

and so was he

which the guru thought wasn't a really nice thing to say so he.....

Left Danville and headed to .....

Trinity High School in Louisville where he....

...slipped on a discarded apple core causing him to...

...land on their emblam, for which his punishment was....

to build the new Trinity Stadium with his own hands, using only...

the help of Old Bird and Mr. Nework, however......

...money started getting tight and GURU charged them $10 a piece for the privilege of helping, Old Bird balked and told GURU to...