October 9, 200817 yr 1A. Chicken Lover- brought us the great phrase "RESPECT MY AUTHORITIIII" 1B. Terrance and Phillip episode to start season 2, just when you thought you were going to find out who Cartman's dad was in the season 2 premier you found out you'd have to wait a another week. 2. Tom Cruise Trapped in the Closet 3. Professor Chaos 4. My Future Self and Me 5. The Lord of the Rings (just awesome) 6. Die Hippie Die (Cartman takes on a Ghostbusters type role hunting hippies) 7.Manbearpig (Al Gore need I say more) 8.The Return of Chef (just classic they ripped Issac Hayes to shreds for bailing on them) 9. Chef Goes Nanners (about the South Park flag, going on at the same time as the whole Mississippi having the confederate flag on their flag deal). 10. Cartmanland (Cartman gets his own theme park)
October 9, 200817 yr I love the one where Cartman is Dog the bounty hunter. There's so many great ones tho hard to narrow it down to a certain few.
October 9, 200817 yr I love the one where Cartman is Dog the bounty hunter. There's so many great ones tho hard to narrow it down to a certain few. Out of the more recent ones, the one where Cartman was Dog the Bounty Hunter and Ike was sleeping with his teacher was absolutely hilarious. The cops in that episode were great, "I swear, I shot him right in the face and he wasn't even doing anything ahahah". Policeman #1: Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stephenson? Kyle: Yes. Policeman #1: Nice. Police Sergeant: Nice. :lol:
October 9, 200817 yr Author The episode where they try to get the chinese guy to build a wall around the city. "Dang Mongoleans quit knocking down my chity wall." I completely forgot that is top 3 maybe my favorite. :lol:
October 9, 200817 yr I cannot BELIEVE nobody has listed my all time favorite South Park episode: Kenny Dies It's the one where Kenny is sick, and Cartman goes to Washington to get stem cell use legalized so he could come up with a cure for Kenny... when it turns out *SPOILER* he was doing it so he could put all the stem cells next to a Shakey's Pizza so they could make his own Shakey's Pizza. I laughed surprisingly hard at the part where Cartman sings Heat of the Moment in front of Congress, and they join in. And there was some GREAT dialogue from that episode. Cartman: Oh, you guys, you're not gonna believe it! Stan: What? Cartman: Guess what I have, sitting in my backyard. Kyle: A trampoline? Cartman: Better. Stan: A boat? Cartman: Better. Kenny: (muffled) A football machine? Cartman: Better. Stan: Well, what, Cartman? Cartman: Thirty-three aborted fetuses. (Stan,Kyle and Kenny look at him blankly) Oh yes. Kyle: (closes his eyes) What?! Cartman: Mint-condition, tax-free. Stan: Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why? Kenny's my friend. Why can't God take someone else's friend? Chef: [soothing piano music is played] Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all [ticked] off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand? Stan: But then, why does God give us anything to start with? Chef: Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power. ^Best quote, EVAR.
October 9, 200817 yr I don't remember which episode it came from, but my favorite all-time South Park quote was the first time Cartman ever used the line..."Screw you guys, I'm going home." I don't remember the context, but I was rolling on the floor laughing...:lol: What a great show!
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