It's got to be Scooby-Doo. He'd find the WMD's, he has a close-knit group of intelligent advisors (although Shaggy's Red Herring would probably be Iran), and we could elect his nephew Scrappy in a few years.

 

Problem is, all the pork spending would be replaced with Scooby-snacks spending, but that's fine with me, I guess.

It's got to be Scooby-Doo. He'd find the WMD's, he has a close-knit group of intelligent advisors (although Shaggy's Red Herring would probably be Iran), and we could elect his nephew Scrappy in a few years.

 

Problem is, all the pork spending would be replaced with Scooby-snacks spending, but that's fine with me, I guess.

 

 

 

But the question would be though, did they inhale?

But the question would be though, did they inhale?

:laugh: Oh yes. And there is no way that is the least that they did.

Master Shake.

Master Shake.

From Aqua Teen?

From Aqua Teen?

 

Yep

Yep

 

 

I just don't see where he has the experience in foreign policy, military matters and running a government effectively. Optimus Prime has all of these qualities and is dramatically more awesome. Can Master Shake turn into a semi-truck? I think not.

^Come on now, He-Man is already Master of the Universe. How hard do you think it'll be for him to run a measely little country?

^Come on now, He-Man is already Master of the Universe. How hard to you think it'll be for him to run a measely little country?

 

 

But how quickly would a man that walks around in his underwear and openly brandishes his sword all the time take this country into needless conflict to serve his own ends?

 

Prime has experience in leading a governement in peace time, troops in a war and interacting with alien species in a peaceful manner. I don't see anyone else with those qualificaions.

I just don't see where he has the experience in foreign policy, military matters and running a government effectively. Optimus Prime has all of these qualities and is dramatically more awesome. Can Master Shake turn into a semi-truck? I think not.

 

Master Shake has schemed with and against villains from all across the galaxy. His creativity in weapon development is also a testament to the future of the military under his rule. His stance on the dental industry is enough for me, though.

 

Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.

Master Shake has schemed with and against villains from all across the galaxy. His creativity in weapon development is also a testament to the future of the military under his rule. His stance on the dental industry is enough for me, though.

 

 

I would take Prime's experience in developing such weapon systems as the Dinobots, Metroplex and the Aerialbots, with their adjacent combiner Superion, as a testament to his dedication to the further development of systems to protect us against the forces of evil.

I'd like to recast my vote....I'm officially in the Captain Planet camp even though Al Gore is probably his number one backer.

Towely from South Park. "I have no idea what's goin' on."

I'd like to recast my vote....I'm officially in the Captain Planet camp even though Al Gore is probably his number one backer.

 

Captain Planet undoubtedly supports gay marriage, and probably inter-species as well......have you seen "Heart" and his monkey?

Come on 'yall. Prime's got the Matrix of Leadership. (In deep, gravelly, Orson Wells voice) "It is the one thing... the ONLY THING that can stand in my way.