I know it's not funny but…

[PP1]

I'm watching a very exciting boys basketball game right now. Both teams are playing hard and running up and down the court in transition. The crowd is electric and it feels great. The first half just ended and the announcer says that for our halftime entertainment the elementary school cheerleaders are going to be doing flips. As the cheerleading mats get rolled out, 50% of the gym and gets up and exits to go the bathroom or the concession stand.

[Mustang]

I'm watching a very exciting boys basketball game right now. Both teams are playing hard and running up and down the court in transition. The crowd is electric and it feels great. The first half just ended and the announcer says that for our halftime entertainment the elementary school cheerleaders are going to be doing flips. As the cheerleading mats get rolled out, 50% of the gym and gets up and exits to go the bathroom or the concession stand.

Expect the other 50% to exit as soon as the grade schoolers are finished performing.

 

Reminds me of a local school who looses half it's football crowd following the band show at halftime.

[plantmanky]

Expect the other 50% to exit as soon as the grade schoolers are finished performing.

 

Reminds me of a local school who looses half it's football crowd following the band show at halftime.

 

What do you expect when the band has won more championships than the football team has.

[theguru]

Expect the other 50% to exit as soon as the grade schoolers are finished performing.

 

Reminds me of a local school who looses half it's football crowd following the band show at halftime.

 

Yep, they don't ask how, just how many...