July 27, 201511 yr Author 1. I speak French! Do I know what I said? Yes I do. I must've learned in Paris. When was I in Paris? In the Navy. 2. Are they made from real Girl Scouts? 3. Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here. 4. Who you gonna vote for? ...NONE OF THE ABOVE. 5. Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat. 6. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. 7. 5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels. 8. It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there. 9. Yes, honey. The schmuck, who deserves to die, worries about you. 10. Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Now, the way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate.
July 28, 201511 yr Author Dang, I thought these were fairly easy. Maybe everybody is just gamed out. 1. I speak French! Do I know what I said? Yes I do. I must've learned in Paris. When was I in Paris? In the Navy. 3. Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here. 4. Who you gonna vote for? ...NONE OF THE ABOVE. 5. Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat. 8. It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there. 9. Yes, honey. The schmuck, who deserves to die, worries about you. 10. Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Now, the way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate.
July 29, 201511 yr 10. Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Now, the way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate. I'm guessing this one is either Cabin Boy, or Captain Ron. Your list seems to have a comedy theme, and those are the only two "ship life" comedies that I can think of.
July 30, 201511 yr Author I'm guessing this one is either Cabin Boy, or Captain Ron. Your list seems to have a comedy theme, and those are the only two "ship life" comedies that I can think of. Captain Ron it is.
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