A man rushed into a dentist's office and said, "Doc, I'm in a big hurry! I have a tee time in less than 30 minutes and I'm running late. Could you pull a tooth for me? Don't worry about all the numbing and prep stuff....just pull it and get it over with."

"You realize that's going to be extremely painful," said the dentist.

"I know...I know," said the man, "but I'm in a hurry. My buddies will be on the tee waiting on me in a few minutes. Let's do it!"

"Which tooth is it?" asked the dentist.

The man walked toward the waiting room and said to his wife, "Honey, the dentist wants to know which tooth is hurting you."

Too funny.

Good one:lol:

Can't his wife drive herself to the dentist?

Can't his wife drive herself to the dentist?

 

Either she couldn't drive, or she was in too much pain.

Whew!!! I thought my joke was a goner, but there's always an explanation.

Oh My....a golfer with priorities, well done Professor.

I thought my joke was a goner, but there's always an explanation.

 

And I thought my sarcasm was self-evident :thumb: I like the joke.

 

Here's another... Wife asks husband "if I died and you remarried, would you live in our house?" He replys "Well probably, it's close to the kids' school and I'd hate to make them move." She- "Would you let her drive my car?" He-"Probably, it's paid for and still in good shape". She- "Would you let her use my golf cubs???" He- "No, she's left handed."

And I thought my sarcasm was self-evident :thumb: I like the joke.

 

Here's another... Wife asks husband "if I died and you remarried, would you live in our house?" He replys "Well probably, it's close to the kids' school and I'd hate to make them move." She- "Would you let her drive my car?" He-"Probably, it's paid for and still in good shape". She- "Would you let her use my golf cubs???" He- "No, she's left handed."

 

 

Good Stuff:thumb: