You can call me Bubba

[Tonto Gonzales]

A man boarded a plane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.” “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".

 

As you can tell I'm just here for some fun and nothing serious, if you ever catch me discussing religion or politics just kick me off. Love pro sports but not really a homer for any teams, I root for players that I like more. Soft spot for Reds (I don't care what they do with Pete so don't ask) Pacers and Colts (lived in viewing area and saw them a lot) but not locked into any of them. Movie Geek, go to the movies at least a couple of times per month.

[mcpapa]

Good to have you aboard, TG!

[nkuclubbaseball19]

Welcome to the site! Glad to have you here.

[LRCW]

Did you really shoot the jukebox?